Wednesday, May 5, 2021

May Like Never Before

 We’re all locked in (well, most of us are), and the month is May, the weather is yet to act like proper spring on this side of Toronto. There’s no better time to celebrate Masturbation May. What is that, you ask? It is a month-long celebration expanded (no pun intended) from International Masturbation Day; an annual event held on May 7th to mainly celebrate and protect the right to masturbate. Not that you need a specific month or even a specific partner. The only thing you need is an open mind, a cozy indoor temperature and a sex toy…scratch that, maybe a range of sex toys. So, go wild, pick a powerful prostate massager or choose from a vibrant vibrator with multiple settings. Make May the most fantastic month that you can ever dream of. Go breathless, reach the climax with any sex toy you want. You can pace yourself, control it as you wish and any (we mean any!) sex toy won’t ever complain back or annoy you. Go ahead and celebrate the merry month of May in a much quieter Toronto. Just make sure not to wake the neighbours or your roommate. Happy masturbating!

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